Chapter 07
Irix handed me a napkin.
On it, written in elegant cursive, were these words:
âCentral Line Express
âŠrunning together with your beautiful memories.â
The letters began to blur, as if soaked in water.
I waited.
Just as expected, clear new words appeared over the stain.
âCongratulations. Youâve finally met him.â
Yeah. Finally done with my ghost phase and met the mastermind. Thank god it really was the mastermind. Otherwise, Iâd just be some creepy adult talking to a minor who was alone.
âWe have prepared something for you.â
I was wondering what it could be when a waiter came over carrying a bottle of wine.
Isnât there anyone else? Every time that guy shows up, something bad happensâ
Bangâ
Of course.
The table shook, and the red wine inside the bottle sloshed all the way up to the cork.
The lettering on the label blurred, and new words appeared.
âThis is my gift.â
So⊠a kind of quest reward, I guess.
But how exactly did he give it to me? I looked around.
There was no one who looked like âhim.â
A short, stocky man with his nose buried in the menu.
Two women who had already finished an entire bottle.
A noisy group of young men and women.
A couple reading different newspapers.
I looked back at the wine bottle.
The label had returned to normal.
Something about being raised in some castle, made from some grapes, a perfect blessing that evokes this-and-that emotion and this-and-that memoryâ
Whatever. The name was something like Waralala.
It sounded like the long-winded description written next to an overpriced perfume bottle. You have no idea what theyâre even trying to say, which makes it exactly the same.
Irix asked,
âDid you order this, senior?â
âIt does seem like it was placed here because of me.â
âThatâs expensive.â
How do you know that? And why are you looking at me suspiciously while saying it?
I stared at the wine bottle. Normally, the waiter opens it for you, right? Or at least gives you an opener. I canât exactly grab the neck and smash itâ
Thatâs when Baemi wrapped herself around the bottle. Irixâs eyes widened and his shoulders jerked. Slithering up the bottle, Baemi examined the cork, tilting her head as if calculating the angle.
Irix pressed his back tightly against the chair.
ââŠâŠâ
Apologize right nowâto a world that gets destroyed by the likes of you.
No, maybe I should curse the world for being weak enough to be ruined by the likes of you.
After inspecting the cork, Baemi sank her fangs into itâ
Popâ
Oh. It opened.
Baemi flicked the cork away, then tried to crawl into the bottle, but I grabbed her.
What are you planning to do in there? Turn yourself into snake wine?
I pushed her away as she tried to climb back up, picked up the bottle, and asked,
âIrix, what about you?â
âI donât like alcohol. You drink it, senior.â
So itâs not about being a minorâitâs just a matter of taste.
Right. If he can tell itâs expensive, he must know a thing or two about alcohol.
I poured the wine into the glass beside me.
Glug glugâ
I pulled Baemi back as she tried to stick her head into the cup, then took a sip.
It was fragrant and sharpâŠ
Warmth spread through my body, and my mood lifted.
âSenior.â
âWhat?â
Irix was pointing at Baemi.
âIs that okay?â
âWhatâah.â
Baemi was swallowing a silver teaspoon, pushing it past her throat.
Why is she doing thâ
Ah. Thatâs not okay.
I hurriedly grabbed the spoon and pulled. Baemi glared at me resentfully and clenched her jaws. For a creature no thicker than a finger, she was ridiculously strong.
Tugâ
I lost. The teaspoon was hers, and just like thatâ
Gulp.
I expected her small body to take on the shape of the spoon, but nothing changed. Sheâd swallowed something thicker than herself and looked perfectly fineâjust licking her lips, smacking them as if disappointed.
Do snakes here live on silver?
Or is that only for winged snakes?
I looked at Irix.
He was just frowning slightly. It was the level of reaction youâd have after seeing the neighborâs dog steal meat from the next houseâs kitchen.
âYouâre paying for that,â Irix said.
So eating it wasnât the problem. The price was.
And yeahâthat is a problem.
âWhy would I pay?â
âBecause sheâs your snake.â
âIrix, Baemi originally lived here.â
âAnd how does that change anything?â
âIt means itâs not my responsibilityâitâs a natural disaster that happened to the train. Like a wolf from the mountains eating a sheep. Just because the wolf was standing next to me for a bit doesnât mean I have to pay for the sheep it ate.â
Irix looked like he was thinking, What kind of nonsense am I listening to?
Iâm probably the only person in this world who gets looked down on by the mastermind over something like this.
âSo no matter what a venomous snake does, youâre not responsible?â
âDonât call her venomous.â
âThat might just be stating a fact.â
âDo you have proof sheâs venomous?â
Irix couldnât answer. Of course he couldnât. And usually, if you do get proof that a snake is venomous, youâre not exactly in a condition to present evidence.
âIrix, if you donât know whether itâs true or not, then even if you say it, itâs not stating a fact.â
âWho says?â
âThe law does. The law. And only about 15% of snakes worldwide are venomous, and theyâre all wildâso unless you go poking around where they live, youâre fine.â
As far as I know, cobras are innocent. Itâs humans stepping on their tails while theyâre sleeping who are the problem.
While we were talking, the food finally arrived.
As expected, the waiter boldly set the steak plate down on the table.
Noâhe threw it.
Bangâ
Sauce splattered everywhere, but the waiter didnât even apologize. He walked off proudly.
Irix frowned at the plate.
âThis isnât what I ordered.â
I looked at mine.
I was supposed to get a massive steak, but instead there was a palm-sized filet. About a quarter of what Iâd expected.
Terrible service, wrong ordersâjust bringing whatever they feel like.
How does that waiter even work here? Why is no one complaining? In my experience, the kind of jerks who come to places this fancy complain loudly enough for the railway company president to hear just because they donât like the sound of a plate being set down.
âŠNo. Maybe this is just the custom of another world.
âGuess we just eat it,â I said.
Irix cut straight through the center of the steak, speared one piece with his fork, and swallowed it in one bite. It happened in an instant. Heâd only taken one bite, but half the steak was already gone.
âEat. It tastes good.â
Is that how youâre supposed to eat?
I guess so.
Better not stand out as an outsider. Like a local, like a local.
I cut a big chunk of meat and put it in my mouth.
ââŠâŠ!â
Itâs seriously good.
And itâs the first proper meal Iâve had since coming here. Noâprobably the first real meal in years. Iâd have been happy eating meat that tasted like shoe soles, but this was genuinely delicious.
The letters on the menu the waiter hadnât taken blurred, then new words appeared, trailing smoke.
âHow is the meal?â
âItâs great.â
Irix paused before eating the rest and looked at me.
âIâm glad.â
I drank the wine. The flavors of the meat and wine blended together.
âYouâll have something to do soon.â
I knew it.
Just meeting this guy wasnât going to save the world that easily.
I poured more wine, filling my empty glass, and waited for the next words.
âGo to school with him.â
âŠWhat?
School?
Why would I go to a place like that?
I waited for more, but that was the end of it.
The menu returned to normal, with its original text:
âGrilled Ariberia Mountain Pork Ribs.
From pigs fed exclusively on barley freshly harvested from plains blessed by the god UrosâŠâ
ââŠâŠ.â
School?
Iâd rather be told to fight a dragon.
Why school, though? How does that have anything to do with stopping the apocalypse?
âŠNo. There probably is a reason.
Look. This train is heading toward the capital. The academy Irix attends is in the capital. And this body of mine is also a student there.
In other words, I was already heading to school.
If a student travels all the way back to school over a journey that takes several days, thereâs only one time that happens.
The start of the semester.
Which means it was still vacationâthatâs why both Irix and I were outside school at this hour.
Now I understand why Elphini had so much luggage. She was on her way back to school from her hometown.
On the way to school for the new semester, I ended up possessed by a ghost like me.
Whether thatâs good luck or bad luck⊠who knows.






