Synopsis:
I possessed the world of a dating simulation gameβthe very one I left a long, scathing review for.
Still, Iβve played it before. Raising affection levels should be easy enoughβ
[Warning! Intelligence too low to respond!]
Then Iβll start with skills firstβ¦
[Congratulations. You have obtained the title βMouth of Catastropheβ!]
Are you kidding me?
A total of minus 200 in stats keeps tripping me up at every turn.
But then I meet an extra who isnβt affected by stats at all,
and he ends up becoming my lifelineβ¦
βWhy donβt you try seducing me too, Lucy?β
Why did he go dark?






