Chapter 3 âŠ
âUghhh! Iâm done!â
Pulling weeds, picking out rocks, leveling the soilâŠ
With my trash-tier stamina, it was absolutely exhaustingâŠ
Still, thanks to all that hard work, I managed to create a fairly decent field.
Since the land was narrow, I dug furrows at roughly 10 cm intervals and planted in two rows, keeping an appropriate distance between them.
Then I planted the cut seed potatoes one by one and covered them with soil.
Who knew all that random knowledge from farm games would come in handy like this?
ăHealing Farm Lifeă had been a surprisingly educational gameâit even taught you how to farm.
Potato (Beginner Crop) planting successful!
Crop is growing. Time until harvest: 1%
Please designate a cultivation area.
âCultivation areaâŠ?â
Does that mean the field?
<Tip> Trace the outline of the field within your view with your fingertip! o(^ ^)o
What is this? Now itâs even using emoticons.
It feels like it has a personalityâŠ
Anyway, I did as the system instructed and traced the edge of the field with my finger.
The outline glowed blue for a moment, then went still.
âOohâŠ?â
And then, the next instantâastonishinglyâ
âJackpot.â
From the field that had been nothing but dirt, pale green sprouts began popping up everywhere.
Cultivation area designated!
A holy blessing is bestowed upon the crops.
If you wish to accelerate crop growth, try using the âHoly Touchâ skill.
â» Usage method is identical to the âPurificationâ skill.
So thatâs how it works.
I boldly stretched my hand toward the field.
âHoly Touch!â
I only needed to think it in my head, but my desire for potatoes was so strong that I shouted it out loud.
The effect was immediate. A clearly holy-looking light burst from my hand, and the moment the sprouts absorbed it, they began dancing as they grew.
They shot up rapidlyâŠ!
The stems stretched tall, and lush green leaves unfurled.
It looks almost fully grownâjust a bit moreâŠ!
But unfortunately, just as the flowers were about to bloom, the cropâs growth abruptly stopped.
âWhat?! Whyâ?!â
Just as I was about to explode in fury, a status window popped up in front of me.
<Tip> Further growth requires uncontaminated water.
Please find a nearby spring and purify it.
âOh.â
Now that I think about it, I completely forgot.
I didnât even have drinking water yetâŠ
Letting out a deep sigh, I looked around.
It said to find a nearby spring, right�
âSpring⊠springâŠâ
Wandering around like a zombie, I headed into the forest behind the cabin.
Itâd be great if there were a spring somewhere nearby⊠close to the cabin, tooâŠ
<Notification> There is a spring nearby! Walk ten more steps to the right.
Oh?
I followed the systemâs instructions and took ten more steps.
Thenâ
I heard the sound of a small stream flowing beyond the thick grass.
Sp-spring water! This is definitely spring water!
Is this how someone feels when they find an oasis in the desert?
I hurriedly pushed through the grass and went deeper inside.
What came into view was clear, pristine spring waterâŠ!
âŠOr so I thought?
Instead of the transparent water one would normally imagine, there was a pitch-black pool that looked seriously wrong.
So the water is contaminated too, not just the soil.
And this forest as well⊠the trees, grass, and flowers were all an eerie dark purple.
ââŠWill I ever be able to purify all of this someday?â
For today, even this single spring felt like too much. BecauseâŠ
Remaining Purification Uses: 0
Iâd already used up the purification skill earlier.
âHaah⊠Isnât it only fair to let me use it at least three times a day?â
Or is it because Iâm such a lousy farmer that I can only use it onceâŠ?
My shoulders slumped under the weight of despair.
That was whenâ
Ding!
Special Support Incoming!
âSpecial support?â
I stared at the status window with wide eyes.
To prevent you from starving to death, the system has activated âPurification Uses Resetâ under special authority!
Ohhh�
Is this the legendary system favoritism?
Ding!
Todayâs purification uses have been reset.
Remaining Purification Uses: 1
âWow.â
Is it really okay for survival mode to be this easy?
System favoritismâthis is insanely good!
I thrust out my hand and fervently shouted in my heart.
âPurify!â
Paaash!
A radiant glow surged from my fingertips, enveloping the spring and its surroundings like a cloud.
When the light fadedâŠ
A pristine, untainted natural landscape was revealed.
Fresh green vegetation and crystal-clear spring water nestled among it.
âWowâŠ!â
I couldnât help but gasp.
And suddenly, I was overwhelmingly thirsty. I hadnât realized it before, but I must have been parched the entire time.
Drink. Now!
I couldnât hold back anymore!
I hurriedly knelt down, scooped up water in my hands, and brought it straight to my mouth.
As I gulped it down, I clearly felt the cool stream slide down my throat and into my stomach.
âAhhâŠâ
I feel alive.
Iâm still starving, butâŠ
Thanks to drinking plenty of this obviously first-grade clean water, I felt much better.
Now if I scoop this water and sprinkle it on the field, I should be able to harvest the potatoes, right?
There was something like a basin lying around in the storage shed⊠I can use that.
Just as I stood up and turned aroundâ
Splash!
ââŠ?!â
Out of nowhere, a jet of water shot up into the air.
It quickly gathered into a large mass, and thenâ
ââŠ!â
It turned into a hamster-shaped blob of water!
Whâwhat is that?
Why a hamster?!
âAh! I feel so alive!â
That wasnât my voice.
The water blob was talking.
Moving its tiny hamster mouthâŠ
âMy goodness! Oh my! A purifier who appears once in a thousand years! Please, make me your slave!â
ââŠ?â
What⊠what is this insane water blob?
The crazed blob started spinning around me at high speed. Iâm getting dizzy!
âMaster! From now on, you are my master! My savior! I thought I was going to rot and die like that!â
This thing talks way too much.
What are you, anyway? Introduce yourself first!
âOh! I almost forgot my introduction! I am Ninabel, a water spirit! The owner of this spring!â
âA water spiritâŠ?â
A spirit just shows up out of nowhere?
âYes! Iâm Ninabel! Please call me Nini, Master!â
âWhy am I your master?!â
âBecause you saved Niniâs life! Nini will devote herself to you!â
The hopping water blob beside me was completely overwhelming.
I just purified the spring for drinking water, and now I got a spirit for free�
âMaster, Master! What should Nini do? Just give me an order!â
âUh, wait a secondâŠâ
Maybe because this noisy thing was nearby, my brain felt a beat slower.
Right. This thing⊠Ninabel, was it? A water spirit.
She mustâve been dying because the spring got contaminatedâŠ
So she survived thanks to me.
Hmm. A water spiritâŠ
An idea came to mind.
If youâre volunteering to be a slave, well⊠I wonât refuse.
I grabbed the dancing water blob with both hands and grinned.
âFrom now on, youâre this farmâs sprinkler.â
âHuhâŠ?â
It really feels like touching water.
Anyway, carrying my captured spirit under my arm, I returned to my (pathetic) farm.
Then I tossed her straight onto the one-pyeong potato field and ordered:
âGo! Ninabel! Water the field!â
âAaah! Being used so roughly by Master makes Nini so happy I donât know what to do!â
She has outstanding slaveâno, spiritâqualities.
As the spirit splashed water everywhere, the soil immediately became moist.
<Notification> Nutrients have been supplied to the field!
âSpirit Waterâ Effect: Improves soil quality and replenishes nutrients.
âOoooh.â
The performance of my free spirit was far better than expected!
Soon, potato flowers bloomed in full. I admired the surprisingly pretty white flowers, but they quickly withered and fell.
âEhâŠ?â
Before long, the leaves turned yellow, and the stems sagged.
It was time to harvest.
Itâs like time was sped up several times.
Real farming could never be this simple, butâŠ
With my cheat skills, I could obtain potatoes with minimal time and effortâŠ!
âPotatoâ crop growth complete!
Harvest is now available!
âWaaah! Potatoes!â
âPotatoes?!â
âPotatoes!!â
The water blob enthusiastically echoed my shouts.
I quickly grabbed a toolâno, a hoeâand carefully began digging.
PotatoesâŠ!!
When I grabbed the stem and pulled with just the right amount of force, plump potatoes came tumbling out in clusters.
My daily rationsâŠ!
I was so moved my eyes started to sting.
âM-MasterâŠ! Are you cryingâŠ?!â
âNiniâŠâ
âY-Yes!â
âThey say dreams come true, donât theyâŠ?â
âOhâŠ?â
âIâm going to purify this entire contaminated land and turn it into farmland!â
âOooh!â
âPotatoes, carrots, sweet potatoesâeverything! Iâll grow it all and eat it!â
âWaaah~!!â
The potatoes I harvested were roasted over a campfire.
They were the most delicious potatoes I had ever eaten in my life.
By evening, I lit a fire in an old brazier I found in the storage shed.
Good thing I still had some flint and firewood left.
Enjoying the warmth of the fire, I decided to check my status while planning ahead.
Come to think of it, I forgot to check my stats.
I was too busy finding foodâŠ
Stats When I tapped the button with my fingertip, a new pop-up appeared, showing Murielâs status.
Stamina: -12
Mental Strength: 43
Luck: -197
Charm: 22
Talent: -3
Mana: 0
Divine Power: 301
All stats MAX: 999
Having negative stamina wasnât surprising.
Honestly, minus twelve felt like I got off easy. Murielâs body is incredibly frailâŠ
The real problem is luckâŠ
Minus 197� What kind of insane number is that?
At this point, it feels downright cruel.
With -197 luck⊠just how unlucky am I? I canât even imagine.
The other stats were fairly average, but one thing stood outâ
Muriel has divine power?
That was never mentioned in the original story.
Did something change because I possessed her?
âNext upâŠâ
! Status Effect
You are currently married to âRaul Winterberg.â
Please gather coins as soon as possible and purchase the âFate Distortionâ item to apply it!
âŠThis had been bothering me.
âHuh? WaitâŠâ
Thereâs more text belowâŠ?
â»Warning!
If you fail to divorce âRaul Winterbergâ within the given time,
you will contract an incurable disease and die.
(D-day 99)






