Synopsis
They say that even a dog hanging around a village school for three years will eventually learn to recite poetry. After spending three long years as an unknown writer, I finally became a bestselling author!
At last, nothing but smooth sailing awaits me!
Or so I thought.
[Breaking News] Is This Even a Novel?! The Emperor of the Swan Empire Enraged!
My precious book is pulled from the shelves after I get thoroughly beaten up by the emperor of the neighboring empire.
Then things get even worse.
[Breaking News] Elliot Dark’s Upcoming Novel Features the Emperor of the Swan Empire as Its Villain! Stay Tuned!
Unable to control my anger, I end up effectively declaring war and become the nation’s public enemy.
As if that weren’t enough, my former boss blackmails me into becoming a palace maid.
People say that every misfortune is followed by good fortune, and that life is full of ups and downs. After so many disasters, surely something good should happen soon…
Wait… the emperor is coming to our kingdom?
Why is the emperor of the neighboring empire visiting us?!
And now I’m supposed to finish writing my next novel while avoiding the emperor who’s staying in the very same palace?
Just how am I supposed to survive this?






