Chapter 08
The Law of Military Tales
In the hands of the hardware store owner was a black iron bar that looked heavy and solid at first glance.
âWhatâs this?â
âAh, this is called a crowbar.â
To me, who had little interest in tools, it was somewhat unfamiliar.
But one thing was certain: it was much sturdier than a golf club or even rebar.
Moreover, the tip was pointed, making it look suitable for stabbing if needed. The other end resembled a lever of a hammer, capable of delivering powerful swings.
âThis is something workers use a lot on construction sites. They use it to remove pavement blocks, or even cops and firefighters use it to pry open doors.â
Hearing its uses made this âcrowbarâ all the more appealing.
âThank you so much. This will be really useful.â
The cold of the metal running through my palm sent a strong premonition through my mind.
With this in hand, I could do itâI had that feeling.
âHeh, but officer⌠you really plan to go through all those monsters by yourself?â
While weighing and checking the balance of the crowbar, the hardware store owner cautiously spoke.
âOf course I have to.â
After hesitating for a long while, he finally asked a difficult question.
âHmm, but⌠is what you said earlier true?â
âHuh?â
âThe thing about the poison gas or chemical weapon.â
Wait, why is this guy suddenly asking this?
âI like to read web novels as a hobby. Thereâs a site called Dalpia, pretty well-known among readersâŚ.â
Huh?
âNo matter how I look at it⌠thatâs just the clichĂŠ from apocalypse stories.â
Whatâs with this guy?
âThe infected creatures too⌠theyâre just monsters from an apocalypse story. But you, officer, said it was some chemical weapon or poison gasâŚ.â
I realized that every time he looked at me, he wasnât being cautious out of fearâhe was suspicious.
âOh, Iâm not doubting you⌠I just wondered if the higher-ups might be lying.â
What the heck, this guy is suddenly sharp.
âDid anything seem strange? Maybe the system window or special abilities were ignored by your superiors, right?â
I felt strangely amused. I had lied because I didnât think anyone would believe me⌠and yet here was someone actually believing the absurd story and interrogating me.
âAh, so this is the principle of military tales. The stories no one believes are true, and the believable ones are liesâŚ!â
But I still wasnât sure if I should tell him the truth. Just because this Dalpia-reading guy believes it doesnât mean others will.
âNormally, someone like Officer Hwang would just think Iâm crazy.â
After a brief pause, I half-agreed with the old man.
âI donât know either. Honestly, in this situation, I find what youâre saying more believable.â
âSee? North Koreans donât have the scientific ability to make those weird weapons!â
Wait, why does the conversation drift like this�
âEven the US canât make it, so itâs weird for North Korea to!â
True, technically, but the assumption is strangeâwhy assume North Korea released chemical weapons?
âWell⌠thinking about it, thereâs hardly any other country that would release chemical weaponsâŚâ
No, thatâs not the point.
I felt like he was stopping me from focusing. Letâs get back on track.
âEither way, the infected and zombies are dangerous, so itâs best to stay cautious. And telling people itâs a chemical weapon might be more convincing, right?â
âHmm⌠yeah, thatâs true. I got laughed at by those old folks when I mentioned a status window anyway, like, âHas the kid already gone senile?ââ
âŚWait, he already said that? And people didnât believe it?
âBut when you said chemical weapon, they just believed it⌠Yeah, itâs better to explain it that way.â
This is oddly refreshingâproving my lie was correct through this kind of logic.
âOh, come to think of it, I heard something strange.â
Since this old man is sharp, I think I can give him a hint.
âOne guy killed an infected using a police gun and was caught for murder. They said everyone should be quarantined until a status window appears. People without a status window might get infected anytime. That status window proves youâre not infected⌠or something like that.â
Anyone would dismiss that as nonsense, but the man clapped his knee in realization.
âThatâs it! That guyâs a âReturneeâ!â
A returnee, indeed.
âHe already has a status window! He might even have abilities already! Iâm sure of it!â
He nodded slowly, seemingly admiring his own insight. The terrifying thing was that, aside from minor details, his ridiculous deduction was mostly accurate.
âStill, heâs sneaking around outside without a shelter⌠heâs no typical protagonist. I like it.â
Honestly⌠itâs just me eating sundae soup, but okay, sir. I plan to make a base camp soon, if not a full shelter.
âAlright, whatever the case, itâs clear now. For a while, itâs best to stay alone. If you stay idle, you might starve, so keep moving.â
Believing the apocalypse theory over the chemical weapon theory, this absurd old man quickly made a plan.
âAnd spread rumors about chemical or poison gas.â
I nodded, pretending to be impressed.
âSo the protagonistâs goal is definitely to stop the infection from spreading. People donât believe it, so he lies.â
âExactly. You and I can spread believable rumors and follow the protagonistâs plan. What do you think?â
Incredible. What kind of guy is this?
âAnyway, heâs the protagonist, so he must have some special ability. Heâll definitely escape, and eventually, heâll meet us.â
Heâs already escaped and met me⌠but this guy is amazing. If I finish my base camp, Iâd definitely invite him.
âGood. Letâs keep this info between you and me for now.â
As he nodded solemnly,
GrowlâŚ
My stomach signaled hunger. The original plan was to recharge at a small convenience store or chicken place, but with this guy, maybe I can fill my stomach here.
âSir⌠do you have something to eat?â
âHuh?â
âFighting monsters has made me a bit hungryâŚâ
âAlright, wait here.â
Before I could finish, he pulled out a cup of instant ramen from under the counter.
âCan I just take this? Isnât it normal to save food during an apocalypse?â
âOh, youâre a lifesaver! Also, I think you might be the protagonistâs right-hand. If you die, the world-saving plan is in trouble.â
His focus was off, but itâs trueâI canât die.
Then, a few flickers from the fluorescent lights and darkness enveloped the hardware store.
âSeems like itâs really starting. Powerâs out.â
He hurriedly filled a cup with hot water.
âThe hot water will go soon too. Eat quickly.â
Placing chopsticks on the cup, I waited as the spicy, appetizing aroma hit my nose. In the dark, the scent was stronger than usual.
When my eyes adjusted, he lifted the lid. I followed and quickly grabbed my chopsticks.
âHaaâŚâ
Ramen eaten in darkness tasted astonishing. The thin noodles and spicy flavor revitalized my body after continuous battles.
âHeh, eating well, huh? Were you really hungry?â
I devoured a cup in three bites, and he laughed warmly.
âHave another one.â
Before I could refuse, he handed me another cup and poured hot water.
âSirâŚâ
Feeling someoneâs kindness for the first time in 200 years, I felt a lump in my nose.
âItâs not free. You saved my life, so I give it to you. When we meet again, treat me well. Now eat.â
I finished two cups completely, and as I checked my status window, something strange appeared.
[ Fullness increased. ]
[ Current fullness 100+10 ]
âHuh?â
Whatâs with 100+10, not 110?
âCould it be that eating and using food all day stretched my stomach?â
Either way, this was welcome news. Survival depended on how much fullness I could store.
âAre you going to fight those monsters again?â
âYes, of course.â
To prevent the infection from spreading and develop my abilities before mutants or monsters appear, I canât waste time sleeping. I planned to move more today, and my body still seemed capable.
After finishing, I turned to the man with a question.
âSir, do you have a battery-free warning light or something? Something for signaling that can be seen from afar?â
Daesik left the hardware store, crossing the streets under the cover of darkness.
Corpses littered the streets, and abandoned cars lined the roads. Although the apocalypse had only just begun, some areas were already dark as if the power had failed.
âItâs progressing faster than I thought.â
I sighed deeply and moved toward areas with lights still on, unaware that messages I couldnât even see were passing through my status window.
[ Hidden Message ]
[ Hidden traits are blossoming. ]
[ Trait Activation Rate: 1% ]



