Chapter 01
Goodbye, everyone!
âLady Kalia, weâve arrived at the Imperial Palace.â
The butlerâs calm voice broke through my midday drowsiness.
I cracked my stiff neck and stepped down from the carriage.
Even that ticklish âyoung ladyâ title had become quite familiar after a month.
âMichael, should I just go back?â
âYou insisted on coming all the way here. Donât forget that. Go on in.â
The butler spoke coldly, turned his back on me, and drove off without a second glance.
Letting out a sigh, I trudged up the stairs.
âAt this rate, Iâll be full just from getting insulted.â
In the original story, Kalia was a villainess who tried to isolate the heroine, Anael, in high societyâbut failed, and ended up being ostracized herself.
Then, in a final desperate attempt, she tried to assassinate Anael, failed, and was executed for blasphemy.
Seriously, what kind of nerve did she have to go up against the saintess of the Grand Temple?
Is rushing into flames like a moth just the fate of a villainess?
If it were me, Iâd roast marshmallows over that fire instead.
âLook over there, itâs the Duchess of Lavius.â
âMy, how shameless. How dare she show her face here?â
I could hear noble ladies whispering, all dressed up in elaborate gowns and makeup.
The point at which I possessed this body was right after Kalia had been socially isolated.
After waking up in the Lavius duchy, I spent a whole month holed up in the mansion, figuring out the situation.
But no matter how much of a homebody I was, thereâs a limit to staying inside a mansion in a world without electronics.
And from what Iâd discreetly learned through the ducal household, Kaliaâs reputation in the capitalâs noble society had hit rock bottom.
Honestly, even if Kalia was a villainess, she hadnât killed anyone or caused permanent harm.
Yet based on the rumors, she was being treated like the worst trash in history.
âIâd rather not get pelted with eggs while walking around, so I have no choice but to take drastic measures.â
And so, here I wasâattending my first official banquet since transmigrating.
The imperial spring banquet, the âMay Festival.â
A grand event attended by the most prominent nobles of the capital, along with many minor nobles from the provinces.
And as the villainess, I was already being insulted before even stepping inside.
âLook at that hunched back. Has she given up on etiquette now?â
Criticizing my posture? How dare they ignore the chronic scoliosis of modern people.
Though I wasnât sure if Kalia had it too.
âShe canât even follow basic etiquette. What a disgrace to the duchy.â
Yes, yes, that disgrace would be me.
After staying cooped up for a month, climbing these endless stairs is killing me.
I want to suggest the Emperor install an escalator with magic.
âIt seems sheâs finally realized sheâs the one who should be bowingânot Lady Anael!â
Oh, what a creative interpretation. Letâs go with that. Itâs not wrong.
The criticism didnât hit me too hard.
Given all the things Kalia had done, it made sense theyâd be eager to insult her.
And honestly, the sweet life of a dukeâs daughter more than made up for this level of backlash.
âWith such a daughter, the Duke of Lavius must be very worried.â
Listening even to some unknown noblemanâs concern for my âfather,â I finally reached the top of the stairs, out of breath.
âPhew⌠Only the strong survive in a place like this.â
The servant guarding the massive doors looked at me strangely.
âDo I need to knock before going in?â
âN-No!â
Startled, the servant quickly announced my arrival.
âLady Kalia Lavius of the ducal house!â
Murmurs spread.
The moment I stepped into the banquet hall, straightening my back, piercing gazes enveloped me.
My name is Kaliaâthe infamous one.
But I donât care about othersâ stares.
I exhaled and looked around.
The imperial palace banquet hall was enormousâlike a sports fieldâand everything in sight looked more expensive than my annual salary.
Huge crystal chandeliers hung from the ceiling, and the walls were entirely covered in intricately decorated golden mirrors.
âWith just that gold, you could probably give all 50 million Koreans a gold ring each.â
On one side, a large marble table was filled with dishes so extravagant they looked like works of art rather than foodâas if Michelin three-star chefs were competing.
With all this glittering splendor, how was I supposed to find the male and female leads?
In the novel, the heroine was described as so beautiful she radiated lightâŚ
âUgh. My eyes.â
I almost went blind. I want compensation.
From that once-in-a-century beauty over there.
Her radiant silver hair reflected the chandelierâs light.
As my gaze moved downward, mesmerized, I saw herâ
The heavensâ favorite idol.
Truly, a beauty not of this world.
A straight forehead and neat brows matching her upright personality.
Dense silver eyelashes, beneath which shone beautiful violet eyes.
A high nose and perfectly full lips.
No wonder she was the heroine.
âThe most beautiful in the world. ě¸ě .â
Her slender figure in a white silk dress, sparkling like scattered diamondsâŚ
I felt like proposing, even though weâd just met.
Her future husband would have to worship her like a god.
Well, she really is a saintess.
If Iâd come here without thinking, I mightâve asked if she was recruiting wives instead of husbands.
I forced myself to look away before going blindâand froze in shock.
The walls were mirrors.
Meaning I saw myself.
âAm I a magical girl? When did I turn into a red-haired sea creature in a dress?â
In the original, Kalia Lavius was supposed to be a beauty who ruled society with power.
âŚWhere did that beauty go?
But looking closer, everyone else looked like sea creatures too.
I realized it then: in front of Anael, everyone becomes a sea creature equally.
Except maybe the Emperor sitting on the throne, watching us.
With his black hair and golden eyes, he stood out as a handsome man, seemingly protected by male-lead buffs from becoming seafood.
But he was far away, so I focused on Anael.
Wait⌠did we just make eye contact?
ââŚLady Lavius?â
The moment I heard Anaelâs clear voice calling me, my ears surrendered in admiration.
She wasnât just a saintessâshe was the goddess of beauty.
Even her name starts with âA,â like Aphrodite. Of course.
âAnael.â
âYouâre calling my name today.â
She murmured, looking slightly surprised.
Iâd come prepared to be attacked, but Anael remained composed, as expected of a saintess.
But the other nobles were not.
Remembering Kaliaâs past insults toward their idol, they exploded in outrage.
âHow shameless.â
âHow can she walk with her head held high?â
âEven the Duke of Lavius is ridiculous, sending such a delinquent here again.â
At this rate, Iâd ruin the whole family.
That wasnât my goal, so I quickly spoke.
âWhat matters isnât the past.â
Yes, I admitâthat was a terrible opening line for a former bully.
The crowd erupted.
âHow dare she say that before Lady Anael!â
âVillainess! Disappear from society!â
âShe should be exiled from the Empire!â
They didnât stop at words.
Some picked up food from nearby tables.
And not in a normal way.
âŚFood fight mode.
âHey, male leadâyouâre the Emperor. Arenât you going to stop this?â
But the Emperor had completely lost interest.
âŚIs he resisting the urge to throw something too?
I tried anyway.
âEveryone, please calm downââ
Of course, it didnât work.
âTake this!â
A tomatoâno, capreseâflew at me.
âAnd this!â
Cake. Soft. Creamy. Not something I wanted in my nose.
Apparently, their devotion to the saintess outweighed all sense.
Eventually, after Iâd been generously âfedâ with food, the Emperor finally stood.
âEnough! What do you think youâre doing in the imperial palace?!â
The throwing stopped, but the anger remained.
âFrom now on, anyone causing a disturbance will be punished.â
âFrom now onâ? So everything before is forgiven?
Typical scheming male lead.
Anael, meanwhile, looked flustered rather than satisfied.
If the Emperor hadnât stepped in, she might have tried to stop them herself.
âNot that it wouldâve worked.â
I walked toward the marble table, covered in finger foods.
The crowd parted, sensing something.
I picked up a champagne glass and tapped it lightly with a spoon.
ClinkâClinkâClinkâ
The clear sound echoed.
âEveryone.â
Honestly, I didnât even need to do thatâthey were already watching me.
Anyway.
âI said the past doesnât matter, right?â
âI canât change whatâs already happened. I know that well.â
Murmurs spread.
âSo I decided what matters is what I do from now on.â
Anael stared at me.
It was a shameâIâd forever remain crazy in her eyes.
But as a former modern person, I couldnât give up a comfortable life.
âI came here today to say this.â
Taking a deep breath, I declared:
âI, Kalia, deeply repentâand will never appear in high society again.â
I am NOT climbing those stairs again.
âGoodbye, everyone.â
I cast off all the constraints of this world and set off to find my happiness!
After bowing at a perfect ninety degrees, I left the banquet hall and immediately packed my things, heading to a remote territory of the duchy.
Transmigrated as a villainess?
Even better.
No need to meet people?
Even better!
Thus began my happy, unemployed life.






